Junior shared this on his Facebook (the original post was made in
2009 so skip Fact 8 since there is a PM reference)~~omg. i laughed so
hard~!
Fact 1: When Jay Park does push up’s, He doesn’t push himself up, He pushes the world down.
Fact 2: Jay Park can unscramble eggs.
Fact 3: If you had 5 dollars, and Jay Park had 5 dollars, Jay Park would have more money than you.
Fact 4:When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Jay Park.
Fact 5: Jay Park sleeps with a night light, not because he scared of the dark, the dark is scared of Jay Park.
Fact 6: Jay Park doesn’t get Cancer. Cancer gets Jay Park.
Fact 7: Jay Park counted to infinity… twice.
Fact 8: Jay Park doesn’t wear a watch , HE decides what time is it. It’s 2PM baby~
Fact 9: Jay Park could sneeze with his eyes open.
Fact 10: Jay Park could kill two stones with one bird.
Fact 11: Jay Park is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Fact 12: Jay Park is so fast, he can run around the world and punch the back of the head.
Fact 13: Jay Park does not get frostbites. Jay Park bites frost.
Fact 14: Jay Park‘s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Fact 15: Jay Park can divide by zero.
Fact 16: Jay Park doesn’t throw up if he drinks too much. Jay Park throws down!
Fact 17: A picture is worth a thousand words. Jay Park is worth 1 billion words!
Fact 18: Jay Park has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Fact 19: Jay Park ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Fact 20: Jay Park can touch MC Hammer (Can’t touch this!)
Fact 21: Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Jay Park‘s pajamas.
Fact 22: Jay Park does not sleep. He waits.
Fact 23: Jay Park has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Fact 24: Jay Park invented water.
Fact 25: To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Jay Park
Fact 26: There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Jay Park‘s computer. Jay Park is always in control.
Fact 27: Jay Park does not “style” his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Fact 28: Jay Park doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Fact 29: There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Jay Parkhas allowed to live.
Fact 30: Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Jay Park.
Fact 31: Jay Park can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Fact 32: Jay Park can slam a revolving door.
Fact 33: Jay Park‘s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Fact 34: Jay Park can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
Fact 35: There are no races, only countries of people Jay Park has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Fact 36: When Jay Park falls in water, Jay Park doesn’t get wet. Water gets Jay Park.
Fact 37: When taking the SAT, write “Jay Park” for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Fact 38: It takes Jay Park 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Fact 39: Jay Park played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Fact 40: Jay Park is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Fact 41: Jay Park did in fact, build Rome in a day.
Fact 42: Everybody loves Raymond. Except Jay Park.
Fact 43: There are two types of people in the world… people that suck, and Jay Park.
Fact 44: Jay Park crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Fact 45: There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Jay Park.
Fact 46: Jay Park stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
Fact 47: Jay Park let the dogs out.
Fact 48: Jay Park is not only a noun, but a verb.
Source: http://jayparksbabycupcake.wordpress.com
OH MY GOD. Who is JAY PARK? HE IS… JAY PARK.
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