Fandom Translation/ THIS IS SO ME XD

• Fan: my creys. my feels. hold me. 

• Translation: The emotional impact of this episode/line/character is almost beyond my capacity to hold in my feelings. I could really use the support of my fellow fans. 

• Fan: how does your face even work you DICKFACE JUST TAKE MY OVARIES YOU ASSWIPE ugh i will never be able to reproduce 

• Translation: I find this person to be very attractive and am oft left stunned by his/her seemingly flawless physical appearance.

• Fan: i cannot. i am unable to can. 

• Translation: I am deeply in awe of this art/fanfiction/person/etc. It feels as though I've temporarily lost the ability to function. 

• Fan: omg omG I HATE YOU FUCK YOU UGGGH GO DIE 

• Translation: I love you. Every fiber of my being burns with a passion hotter than one thousand white-hot suns. I may or may not have a chewed-gum shrine of you in my closet.